Saturday, November 15, 2008

Pocket Full of Laptop Cryptonite

I have killed another laptop. Well, maybe not killed it, but I have seriously injured it. It was taking 35 to 45 minutes from start up to getting a webpage loaded. The screen flops around like a mackerel. It goes blue screen on my for no reason. It has approximately 2 minutes of battery power. It sucks.

I think my husband got tired of listening to the myriad ways I was planning to annihilate that machine because the other night he asked me what color laptop I would like. I said purple. About 5 minutes later he said, "Ok, your laptop will be delivered on Friday."

Woot! It is here! It is purple! I run my finger over some weird fingerprint detector and it recognizes me! Yes. Too exciting.

I vow to try and care for this one better than I did the last. That fucker only made it about 2 1/2 years. I blame the fact that I took the Bar Exam on it. Fucking SoftTest killed it for sure.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Argh!

I am in the middle of reading a great book - a memoir called "The Glass Castle" by Jeannette Walls and I am loving it.

Much to my dismay I came to a pivotal point in the book when I discovered that my copy is missing pages 213 to 245. WTF!!!!

Now I have to wait for bn.com to mail me a replacement copy. Boo.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Nothing like...

The Bad:

  • Driving 120 miles round trip every, single day
  • Losing all leverage in a case when a new OPEN case against your client is located at the last minute (which your client, of course, neglected to inform you about)
  • YOUR client telling character wits AGAINST the complaining witness not to talk to your investigator because he is scared he will "lose his girl forever" if I call her a fucking violent liar at trial
  • Trying to explain to a client why we have no defense in his loaded firearm case where he drove up to a law enforcement facility, handed over a fist-full of bullets, informed them that there was a gun in his car (parked right outside), and gave consent to search
  • Working late the day before a holiday

The Good:

  • The perfect manicure
  • A day off in the middle of the week
  • Hearing law school war stories from your baby brother
  • Brand new, perfectly lovely knee-high suede boots
  • Listening to your little nephew tell you he loves you
  • OBAMA WINS!!!!

Friday, October 31, 2008

Dilemma

Met a client on 14/30 for trial (for you non-law nerds out there, that means that he is on day 14 of the 30 day period, day 30 being the day he has a right to be brought to trial by). He is in custody. He has 7 probation violations, one is a felony, and one open misdemeanor case.

He is 100% innocent of the new case, and in fact HE is the victim. HE was getting attacked by his girlfriend. HE called police. His family (I met them in court) has seen countless instances of his girlfriend beating him and their kids.

I really feel like I can win this case, but I will have to drag him to trial since he is scared no one will believe that he was the victim and is ashamed to have people know that his girlfriend was abusing him. This kid breaks my heart.

I always get nervous when I have to convince a client to go to trial, because if I am wrong he is going to hate me forever.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Why you should always be represented by an attorney

Yesterday in court a client previously represented by my office came in to court and decided to represent himself to ask the court for an extension on the classes he was ordered to attend.

Big mistake.

The judge, not one for giving more than one extension throughout the life of a case, took him into custody. He couldn't be seen in the afternoon session, so he was brought back this morning.

The judges indicated for the violation of probation was the max; one year in county jail.

I took the case, and after reviewing the file I saw that probation had actually already run out and the court had lost jurisdiction, therefore he had to be released immediately.

So, the case got called, the judge asked me what I was planning to do and I informed him of the situation. He told my client to be very thankful that I had taken his case because if it wasn't for me noticing that probation had expired he would have been sentenced to a year. My client was way ahead of him since he couldn't stop thanking me over and over again. If he wouldn't have been in handcuffs, he would have bear hugged me for sure.

And for the record, I do not mean to toot my own horn as much as I want to share a good outcome for a client, since they are so often few and far between.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

All I Want For Christmas


That is a fucking diamond she is holding!! OMG! It is 478 carats. It is D in color (for those of you not in the know, that is the highest color rating for a diamond. It is colorless!!). It has a FLAWLESS center that experts in Antwerp believe could yield up to a 150-carat round!
I am all tingly just thinking about it!!

Saturday, October 04, 2008

This is why you don't leave your feet to make a hit!!

Fuck! Anquan Boldin is now out indefinitely after having facial surgery to repair a broken bone he suffered as a result of ass-hat extraordinaire Eric Smith's jacked up hit last week.

Hope the guy gets back this season. He is an incredible talent.

Death Penalty Op-Ed

Here is the link.
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-woodford2-2008oct02,0,6847008.story

Here is the text:
As the warden of San Quentin, I presided over four executions. After each one, someone on the staff would ask, "Is the world safer because of what we did tonight?"

We knew the answer: No.

I worked in corrections for 30 years, starting as a correctional officer and working my way up to warden at San Quentin and then on to the top job in the state -- director of the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. During those years, I came to believe that the death penalty should be replaced with life without the possibility of parole.

I didn't reach that conclusion because I'm soft on crime. My No. 1 concern is public safety. I want my children and grandchildren to have the safety and freedom to pursue their dreams. I know from firsthand experience that some people are dangerous and must be removed from society forever -- people such as Robert Lee Massie.

I presided over Massie's execution in 2001. He was first sentenced to death for the 1965 murder of a mother of two. But when executions were temporarily banned in 1972, his sentence was changed to one that would allow parole, and he was released in 1978. Months later, he killed a 61-year-old liquor store owner and was returned to death row.

For supporters of the death penalty, Massie is a poster child. Yet for me, he stands out among the executions I presided over as the strongest example of how empty and futile the act of execution is.

I remember that night clearly. It was March 27, 2001. I was the last person to talk to Massie before he died. After that, I brought the witnesses in. I looked at the clock to make sure it was after midnight. I got a signal from two members of my staff who were on the phone with the state Supreme Court and the U.S. attorney general's office to make sure there were no last-minute legal impediments to the execution. There were none, so I gave the order to proceed. It took several minutes for the lethal injections to take effect.

I did my job, but I don't believe it was the right thing to have done. We should have condemned Massie to permanent imprisonment -- that would have made the world safer. But on the night we executed him, when the question was asked, "Did this make the world safer?" the answer remained no. Massie needed to be kept away from society, but we did not need to kill him.

Why should we pay to keep him locked up for life? I hear that question constantly. Few people know the answer: It's cheaper -- much, much cheaper than execution.

I wish the public knew how much the death penalty affects their wallets. California spends an additional $117 million each year pursuing the execution of those on death row. Just housing inmates on death row costs an additional $90,000 per prisoner per year above what it would cost to house them with the general prison population.

A statewide, bipartisan commission recently concluded that we must spend $100 million more each year to fix the many problems with capital punishment in California. Total price tag: in excess of $200 million-a-year more than simply condemning people to life without the possibility of parole.

If we condemn the worst offenders, like Massie, to permanent imprisonment, resources now spent on the death penalty could be used to investigate unsolved homicides, modernize crime labs and expand effective violence prevention programs, especially in at-risk communities. The money also could be used to intervene in the lives of children at risk and to invest in their education -- to stop future victimization.

As I presided over Massie's execution, I thought about the abuse and neglect he endured as a child in the foster care system. We failed to keep him safe, and our failure contributed to who he was as an adult. Instead of spending hundreds of millions of dollars to kill him, what if we spent that money on other foster children so that we stop producing men like Massie in the first place?

As director of corrections, I visited Watts and met with some ex-offenders. I learned that the prison system is paroling 300 people every week into the neighborhood without a plan or resources for success. How can we continue to spend more than $100 million a year seeking the execution of a handful of offenders while we fail to meet the basic safety needs of communities like Watts?

It is not realistic to think that Watts and neighborhoods like it will ever get well if we can't -- or won't -- support them in addressing the problems they face.

To say that I have regrets about my involvement in the death penalty is to let myself off the hook too easily. To take a life in order to prove how much we value another life does not strengthen our society. It is a public policy that devalues our very being and detracts crucial resources from programs that could truly make our communities safe.

Jeanne Woodford is theformer director of the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation and the former warden of San Quentin State Prison.

Things I Love





















Buffed nails versus polished




Big Sugar Bakery "Chococcino" cupcakes














Pedicures with OPI "Yoga-ta Get This Blue"























My new Michael Kors "Iona" cross straps (mine are purple)
























My delicious new Cole Haan handbag. Gunmetal grey, and it is much darker than it looks in the pic. Grey is the color this fall, ya know.